proto-homo:

xelamanrique318:

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

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bae-in-maine:

thenatsdorf:

These 3 always go to bed like this. (via sirmakoto)

My heart

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mysticben:

blackmodel:

I KNEW SHE WAS A FIRE SIGN

“How old are you” “grown” 

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silver-sivien:

pigpocket:

i like animals that look like they have information

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thecolossalsquidexhibition:

hinaofficial:

what kind of snake is this

A vicious one

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the-blog-where-it-happened:

surlydruid:

wellingtonofthejungle:

helloeriiiiic:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:

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Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a –

Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys.

Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys!

Dumbledore:

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Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?

Dumbledore:

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Originally posted by 106th

Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?

Dumbledore:

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Originally posted by everythingstarstuff

I am heartbroken that I was denied the grand oprah finale due to tumblrs community guidelines

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